I try not to dwell on things that I can not change anymore. I still need lots of practice. Since I am not cured of this curse, I would like to vent my frustration with spammers.
I believe that any person that has any hand in creating the noise we call spam and wastes the time of their fellow humans should be inconvenienced in equally frustrating ways.
Here a few suggestions:
- Red lights won’t change.
- Their toothbrush is missing every morning.
- Their food at restaurants doesn’t arrive in a timely manner.
- Every time they bite into a taco it drips grease on their pants.
- They can never find a parking space.
- The 6′ 4″ Dude is always seated directly in front of them.
- They constantly run out of milk for their cereal.
- If they are a chick…their tights never stay up.
- If they are a dude…their zipper won’t stay zipped.
- Every time they are focused at work, someone places a completely unnecessary stack of papers on top of their work space and it can not be removed without each piece of paper being handle individually.
Feel free to add to my list. You will find more joy in facing your email inbox.
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Geri PS. the photo is priceless, too.